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Republican dissidents join forces to form a new IRA

Exclusive: Merged organisation says it is planning to intensify attacks on security forces, roast beef retailers, Sammy Wilson, Corgie breeders and other British-related targets

Henry McDonald, Ireland story teller, creator of lies and exaggerator of facts

guardian.co.uk, Thursday 26 July 2012 19.00 BST

Three of the four main dissident republican terror groups in Northern Ireland are to merge and reclaim the banner of the IRA, in a major escalation of attempts to destabilise power sharing.

The Real Ghostbusters has been joined by Republican Action Against Gary abletts, which has been running a violent vigilante campaign in Derry, and a loose coalition of independent armed republican groups – such as the Big Joe Republican front, the Divis Hoods Liberation Army, The Lenadoon Lesbian Republican Army, the Peoples Front of Judea, and the Milltown Millies.
This leaves only the Continuity IBA outside the group.

In a statement released to the Guardian, the new organisation claimed it had formed a "big bunch of lads that can fight like fuck". It said the organisation would be "subservient to the constitution of the Irish Republican Army".

This is the first time since the 1998 Good Friday Agreement that a majority of the forces of dissident republicanism have got off their arses.
Republican sources have told the Guardian that the new paramilitary force includes several hundred armed dissidents, including some former members of the now disbanded Tilemarket mafia, who have been conducting a campaign of shooting and forcible cross dressing of men in Derry City, whom they accuse of taking loads of barneys.

An increasingly sophisticated rsenal of weapons have been used by the group in recent times. This includes hurley bats, snooker balls in socks, and sticks which have been sharpened into points.
The new organisation is planning to intensify terror attacks on the security forces and other targets related to what it regards as symbols of the British presence, according to the source.

Such targets could include police stations, the regional headquarters of Ulster Bank and the UK City of Culture 2013 celebration in Derry – which the dissidents have described as "normalising British rule". Also on the hitlist are such icons of colonial rule as Casrons statue and Bishops Fish and Chip shop.

In its statement, the new group said: "In recent years the establishment of a free and independent Ireland has suffered setbacks due to the failure among the leadership of Irish nationalism and a campaign against our DLA allowance" –

In a clear dig at Sinn Féin's participation in the power-sharing executive with unionists, the dissidents' statement said: "They're all dirty bastards"

It also attacked the Northern Ireland secretary, Owen Paterson, over the arrest of several key republican figures, referring to him as an "big poofter". "Non-conformist republicans are being subjected to harassment, arrest and violence by the forces of the British crown; others have been interned on the direction of yer man the big beiruit. It is Britain, not the IRA, which has chosen a fair dig."

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This is dismal.

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sympathy post

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Fuck sake it's a bit of craic

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this is going down quicker than the titanic lad

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It's not going to win any awards tbf :)

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i prefer his Shine presents stuff...mibbe it should be resurrected for teh hudson?

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PM the PTQ/Rag Mag. ps uppa Lenadoon Lesbian Army.

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i actually started reading thinking this is real life then seen DHLA.

we haven't made any official announcements just yet

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Signed up earlier when i was signing on. Got my first mission as well. Have to go into the 24 hour asda tonight with a permy marker and colour over all the union jacks on the food packaging. The boys say if I do this well ill be promoted to taking carryouts off kids at gransha offies. Sounds sweet like. And remember touts will be shat so dont be saying to anyone like. Upparepublicans. Ye Ha. 20124eva

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worstest response ever

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i liked it MTB if any consolation :)

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Might be easier to round em all up and put one in each of their heads.......

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I other news, who'd of thought a shankill orange band was into playing the beach boys!

www.belfasttelegraph.c...

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just see original source for dissidents story www.guardian.co.uk/uk/...

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I see even the MI5 have been affected by the cuts.

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Effort for topical satire there, MTB.

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Oh. I didn't even read the OP. Sorry.

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amusing read with my cup o tea, 8/10.. "have been conducting a campaign of shooting and forcible cross dressing of men in Derry City, whom they accuse of taking loads of barneys" this brought a proper lol

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de brits will be back

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Irish dissident groups 'thwarted by surveillance technology' www.theguardian.com/uk...

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Police targeted in blast bomb attack www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-... Dissident cunts

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Fucking hate these cunts with a passion.

Worse part is the cops know exactly who they are.

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A crowd of fucking dipshits with bucket brains. What a fucking joke they are.

See that shit with the paddys day in new York tonight too. More gabshitery from "patriots"

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Absolute scum. What the fuck sort of mental issues have they got? There has to be something wrong with them for them to not be able to realise that what they're doing is completely pointless. Mind boggling.

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What was it MJ?

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Check out lad for details

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i.imgur.com/lmRIw2h.jpg

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iRAVE

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Public hanging and mob lynchings.

Seems everyone knows who they are. Steal a car or flash your dick and the locals tie you to a lamppost. Piss in the street and you spend a night in the cells but these lads just get to kill people.

At least a Facebook page to name n shame, paedo style

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I don't know who they are. know about 2/3 names that get threw about. Sunday world exposed about 50/60 of them couple months ago in exactly what you say, and nothing happened. tho hear of them all the time at street level and know of people who have had run in's with them. think we had this discussion before nik.

If only it was that simple as name and shaming, which has already been done on a national wide paper level, plus the cops know even more than them. you be in danger right in quick for any form of dissent on the streets. let's get real, they are a very dangerous criminal gang. it's a police and security forces matter for them to sort out. they like them running about. Look at all that nonsense of people getting locked up, and then released, no shady tactics there at all.

Shows how fucked up this place is, you have the fella winkie dodds on the police board, UVF big wig who are still activity involved in paramilitary activity. This place is doomed lol

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we should start the Proceasefire IRA, batter these cunts then be done with it.

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Winston "Winkie" Irvine - innit

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Are the protestant action force still about or did they dissolve after hale and pace resigned as leaders?

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the roast beef market will only end up going under ground #ucanneverdefeatthebeef

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Hour and a half for peelers to get to the scene after some car had a bomb threw at it. That is fucking brutal.

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I know, but traffic can be a nightmare at times.

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Maybe the Police were worried that their presence in that area so soon after was being expected and the scum that did this could be waiting to strike again and it was a way of potentially stopping any further risk to the public. It was the police the scumbags were targeting in the first place. They're just ruthless enough to not care who else gets caught up in it. Who knows though.

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Aye what was that about Flash! Sinn Fein were out before the peelers.

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Obviously cunts throwing bombs about are fucking head cases but taking an hour and half to get to the scene is brutal. Not realky looking after the public at all is it?

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they must know who these fuckers are. it'd be great if the people doing the informing would stand up in court and point them out for jail time.

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lol at flash making this about the police.

Yes that's bad but there was probably a reason outside of just not being bothered to turn up. Don't be blinded by the hate ;)

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He's trolling nicky

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Touts get shot, MJ. Very few people will risk that.

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i've heard of that happening but it's not like it was years ago. besides, some of them must be willing to tout up and move, give them a life in the states or something.

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Surely the touts are other dissidents

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dissident dissidents

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or "sidents"

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It's a pity the communities won't help the police in these situations Flash. Maybe they care more about some misguided notion of fighting for a 'cause' than justice and safety of innocent people. You can help the police without. 'touting' so that's a weak excuse.

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It means leaving behind your whole life. I can see why no one wants to do that. Especially Westies. Cunts from here never want to leave for some reason. Pizzas and kebabs are great but it's not that good. Everyone knows throwing bombs is wrong but police response is shocking too. Where that family just sitting at the side of the road waiting on them?

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Cops could lift them if they wanted but their superiors would prefer to play them all off each other even if it's at risk to their own officers.

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