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any idea who this rather lovely lass is?

not quite sfw

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this girl is my new number one

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MTB that is Stephanie Seymour

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Dafo, I always stop what I am doing and watch her when shes on the telly! Even when im furiously knocking one out because shes better than that and shes deserves better!

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shes still a wee minx
www.dailymail.co.uk/tv...

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She copied my 'casually reading a book poolside' pose. Bitch..

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jason manford? christ

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Thon girl in the Dior advert is class, was just saying that to my woman last night but I reckon her face would get annoying in real life after a while.

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Laura whatmore gives me wood

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gherkin today @ 8:39 p.m.
Thon girl in the Dior advert is class, was just saying that to my woman last night but I reckon her face would get annoying in real life after a while.

lol oul annoying face, haha!

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lol@ gherkin in the middle of love making telling his bird hed love the oul dior bird

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NSFW
emily ratajkowski

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woah!!!
I did not expect that thumbnail

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lol

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lol at NSFW but the vid thumbnail being a daper set of mamories

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That was back when i was single, and not dating, this thread started.

I then went out with a girl, a teacher, who was nice at heart but on nights out got way too drunk. Night before christmas eve she turned up at my house roaring full, which would have been dealable but i had expalained an early start with mtb junior being picked up. After being asked to leave, she instead chose to roll about in the road, quite literally, roaring about my poor handling of the situation.

I was left peeking through the curtains. Id told her she was barred from the street and south belfast but it continued.

The next night i arrived home to see a huge, five foot black bag on the doorstep with a note on it. Didnt open it for three month.

Anyhow, i hear she laid off the soup and got things sorted. I met a stunner, so all works out well.

I forget the point. I think this was an acceptable sort of mad bird, sort with no harm.

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"A disjointed tale at best." - The Guardian

"Diana - the People's Princess once flew over South belfast on a Royal Visit." - The Express

"Small wonder house prices are plummeting with uncollected rubbish lying about the streets of Broken Britain." - Dail Mail

"MY CHRISTMAS DRUNK BIRD HELL" - Daily Star

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justim pays MTB a midnight visit... leaves his bag

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I was on wee Emily's instagram flat out there for a bit. I'm allowed cos my missus follows her.

FAN- tastic

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haha @ After being asked to leave, she instead chose to roll about in the road, quite literally, roaring about my poor handling of the situation.

probably an absolute vixen in the boudoir. the mental ones usually are.

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hahaha

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That Emily is quite the looker but I hate the way they get dolled up for some shoots. Try to look less like a ballbag and more like yourself please love. Cheers.

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Jayda from these soft-porn channels at the higher end of the Sky schedule is the loveliest, dirtiest, sexiest girl on porn tv isn't she. Can't flick over for a minute between these golf ads without feeling some animalistic urge to pro-create with her.

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rarrgh mobile.twitter.com/dir...
nsfw obv.

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Ss would she be of the transgender variety per chance?

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nahh. babestation hasn't evolved that much yet unfortunately.

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