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Veet for men

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Likely a wheelmoon but

www.amazon.co.uk/produ...

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Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product. Seriously, my once proud Biggles looks more like the lone equine survivor of a fire at a donkey sanctuary.

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Manscaping

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Ahahahahahaha

"Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend.

Yours,
Ali Muhabarakah,
Secret Police, Damascus"

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In tears with this too

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I'm literally in tears at this comment

"The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing."

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Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

HAHAHA

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Saw it before some of them are classic, remember one .. Unles you are into bsdm do not under any circumstances apply this to your balls

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this related must be for knob and bollocks - www.amazon.co.uk/Nads-...

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:D @ dragons notsril

I havent even clicked the link

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Thought this was the Victoria Energy Efficiency Target. Need a holiday. Tho was at a strip club tnite.

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As I was standing, casually observing my two balls like a man assessing a tricky snooker shot, I realised the dog was barking outside. By the time I had walked down the stairs and let the two legged, excrement loving cretin out into the garden, I realised all was not well. The most intolerable pain had enveloped the two old boys, and indeed the base of my passion baton. To make matters worse a small amount had dripped over into the dark side, leaving my rectum feeling like a dragons nostril for several days.

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