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Many Lurkers?

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Can the powers that be tell what kind of lurking numbers is the board getting?

I love an audience.

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haha

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ever had someone watch you make love?

Im available if anyone needs me to watch like.

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Do your Ma's pet cats count?

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That's harsh, you know I love you really MTB x

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Look either let me roar you on or do one, ive no time for queers that interrupt me watching a man make love to a woman

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We get on average 700 unique visitors a day. So factor in home/work/mobile and it's probably a third of that.

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MTB, you havent experienced the art of hostel sex? audience galore (esp when you sneak in drunk with a bord thinking you havent woken anyone up)

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Ive never been in a hostel.

Was making sweetness to a person (cant use the term lady) out the back of queens, in the throws of l'amout I ended up wearing just timberland boots and a hugo boss jumper, dress over persons head, and once all was done, turned to see five lads had quietly been watching with tins of harp. No noise, no carry on, just good watching.

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More of the watching stories please, and more details ferg.

More water.

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haha

so how did you get yer lee cooper jeans off past the timberlands? was it like that episode of mr. bean where he goes to the beach?

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Marco, that is brilliant. Did they comment on technique or give score or anything afterwards? At least tell me they give you a tin of Harp.

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i think they were diesel jeans but dont quote me on it

absolutely no comment, just maintained silence, maintained eye contact, and continued to sip the harp.

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Prime opportunity for a Pat Bateman mid stroke bicep curl.

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My housemate walked in on me bucking a girlfriend in halls. He'd been drinking in my room about ten minutes earlier before we kicked him out. Forgot to lock the door and he had forgotten his beer. He popped into get it and saw my pale white ass moving up and down. Then he left. I think subconsciously it gave me added enthusiasm.

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Lad from the shore road was banging a girl on a sink in the apartment, she stopped dead he turned round and his mate was stood in the middle of the kitchen blocked with his trolleys round his ankles wanking like fuck and when scolded kept going and saying sssh im gonna come

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Me in the top bunk with a Swedish girl named after a skoda, traumatised Chinese girl in opposite top bunk. Intermittent laughs from me and her Swedish mate in the bunk below. Award winning bed creaking.

Yes I should have been nailing them both, ffs.

Needless to say the Chinese girl moved out the next morning

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good man yerself

more stories

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This is a shite story but anyway, Ferg knows the guy too. Remember Andy Ferg?

Anyway we used to always go to his room in halls for a few smokes and he always left the door unlocked. So a couple of us would always pop down in the morning for a wee cigarette before class. This one morning we went down and done the knock and enter. We here a shout and as we push open the door he comes running across the room with a massive erection, porn on on the computer and some lube on his desk. We turned around and left.

Another time I was chatting to him on the phone unbeknownst that some nutty American Girl he had picked up was sucking the lad off of him while he was having a chat. In hindsight, he did seem a bit distracted.

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My brother walked in on me having relations shall we say with my mums friend on her sofa :) Good times

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What was his name?

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I'd be happy to let someone spectate. I'd like them to shout words of encouragement thought rather than just sit in silence.

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Lol she was a teacher in my mas school

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Warm, warmer, WARMER!!!

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some stories but not for public domain

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Ive spectated manys a time, the key can be silence

upstairs in robinson some lad was sat down by a bird who proceeded to suck the lad clean off him with great gusto, about twenty peopel around silently obseving, pretending not to like.

All whispering "dont shout, just let them keep going, watch quietly."

Stupid here shouts out "GO ON MY SON YEEEEOOO"

they stop, I got fuckin near linched

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I remember Carl Cox on a friday night think it was 1999 or 2000 some bird getting drilled in the downstairs toilet at shine - the fella was wiped and gave up cause there was about 30 cunts cheering him on. She was great too

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thatd be terrible, you'd just want to shoot your load like asap

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lol she was shouting tto every cunt that he had a wee dick too the slut

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jaysus what a scenario

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He must have been raging.

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tbf he was chewing the bake clean off himself i dont think he noticed

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lol

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was he in a cublicle like or just in the middle of the bogs

I was doing the doors in a place once and some bird was sucking the b'jaysus off some lad at a table, I was stunned, I was stood beside them, but another bouncer came over, slapped the fella round the ear and threw him out leaving her there, quite awkward.

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They were in the cubicle. She had a leg up on the bog. Sure there were no bog doors back in them days. You had to shite in full view

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there was no doors on the bog? fuck me lol

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Aye it was fucking wild. Many a shite was taken cominig up with cunts watching :(

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aye remember that never saw anyone shit in them though

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Not a pleasent site

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I'm fucking off to nz for 6 or 7 weeks after xmas. Pure travel round the place adventure buzz. Will try and get some more stories to "bump" this thread with.

I'm predicting German birds

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Yes lad. German birds are hoors

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If I do get lucky I will try and sneak in a reference to this thread during the act

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im afraid the come up shits just couldnt be put off door or no door

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big time g. it had to be done

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Don't really do the disco poos myself, kinda glad

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Its not something ever planned fs

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I have a tactical dump before leaving ze house

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oh aye a shite when out at all is bad news brown

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the arena used to be the worst, pure ski effort hovering over the bog but every week, soon as you got through the door it had to be done

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also lol like fuck @

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