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funny like isn't it.

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Most of the time

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when youre in a queue and someone farts, noone knows where its came from, everyone always tries to overemphasise their disgust and making it obvious they are looking about to find the culprit whilst at the same time showing that it wasnt them

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I once dropped a silent one on the bus that was so horrendous it made the child in the seat behind me cry. Funny thing was his mother thought he was responsible for it and started berating him.

It was that bad I had to get off at the next stop a mile form my house just to get away from the smell.

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*from*

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if you are in a queue incidentally and are going to drop one, try to time it so the smell vapourises just after you have been served and are walking away, best thing to reward poor service

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what if your service has been excellent... the effort to hold it in becomes too much and you drop a stinker at the desk of someone who has went out of their way to help you... bad karma indeed

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A bad karma would make the smell even worse tbf. It's the coconut that does it I think.

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best doing it on a return visit then

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hangover farts are rotten

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i45.tinypic.com/2lnhcg...

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files2.swfchan.com/Osa... nsfw

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fuck

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Slightly fart related - my friend's brother's wife likes to lay him on his front, spread his cheeks, and then sniff his butt crack

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thats just fucking odd

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ask for a compliment if its a particularly impressive one

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The bank farter story in scrubs is funny as...

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as you get older you lose your airs and graces about the matter.

I just go ahead unless its in front of a loving touch.

Escalators are especially nasty, but I just walk along farting now not caring if I shit myself or not, basically If I shit myself Im comfortable with it its someone elses problem.

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oh aye, classic was youd held one in all morning after waking up with a young lady, see her to the door and as soon as you close the door unleash a massivley long one after so long clenching the oul buttocks

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www.isleyunruh.com/wp-...

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why is it when you think it's safe to fart if you know it's gonna be smelly, that someone always appears and stands right beside you?

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I absolutely love Jack Vales pooter vids. Crack me up for some reason! www.youtube.com/playli...

WTF Star?? lol

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my mum used to do that, fart beside me when we were out shopping, then do a runner to another part of the store.

Cheers mum.

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hahahaha aLEGEND... very first one in that video is amazing. He's basically touching her head with his ass! Must've been so loud, then she goes to take a swing at him with the shoes!

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i.imgur.com/Jr9K3.jpg lol

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fuckin hell :o

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Ouch!

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we should all record ourselves farting, upload the audio, and judge each other on marks out of 10.

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how about you record yourself shitting into your hand and then smearing it into your face, that would be so much more funnier

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i was kinda hoping on the support of some board members on this idea. seems it might not happen now.

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blast away and lead by example

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sadly at this moment in time, i have no recording device, nor gas, or i would for sure.

a good fart will always make you smile. nothing to be ashamed of. the best ones give you the more shocked/scared look i think tho. like "how yo fuck did i just make that noise, and/or even have that amount of air in me"

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I see no point in messing about farting, time is too precious at my age Best to jjust go ahead and shit yourself

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Read this thread this morning and decided that my farts on the plane back would not be held in. 3 days of protein, eggs and asparagus were fucking vile. I give myself 10/10 for effort

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i think farts should be judged on,
1, loudness
2, bass
3, comedy value
i think bonus points should be added for smell and bravery. ie, farting after a heavy drinking session is brave, or perhaps parting infront of someone important for example.

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lol @ bravery element = good thing to consider to be fair!

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Farting in the bath is good auld craic. Wanking in the bath is ok

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There's an aul lads pub beside a bus-stop I use fairly frequently. When they pop out to wait on their bus and they've probably been on the Guinness all day they'll fart like fuck quite literally like no-one's watching, with not one iota of a fuck given.

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Once you get to a certain age, it is totally acceptable. Say 31

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In public? No fella, it's not

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Each to their own. Fair play to them for being honest and straight up

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Or rude, ignorant bastards. But potato/potato.

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It's plenty acceptable if you're older. I have a hole like a blunderbus somkeeping it in is difficult.

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you can't hold what's not in your hand

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Are u a girl nunez? Serious question.

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