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50 Shades of Grey

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Anyone reading this? Cant have a conversation with someone without it being brought up.

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It's for girls.

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some chick book innit?

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"Its about s&m. This completely fucked up guy who wants to dominate this girl. Complete porn book! Its amazing!"

Doesn't sound to bad tbh!

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My woman read it there and said she couldn't understand what the fuss was about.

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It's been banned in some states in America. A book about a man and woman having sex. Banned.

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OMG PORN BOOK LOL

Mad.

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Does he rape her or something? If all the girls are foaming at the slice with it then it should be easy pickings for guys.

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one thing i've noticed about is wee girls who i know are hallions are the only ones on my facebook posting updates about reading it lol

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"I just can't put it down - it's obviously pure dirt, but uplifting too."
She wittered.

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gherkin today @ 1:13 p.m.
My woman read it there and said she couldn't understand what the fuss was about.

a clear case of dungeon desensitisation

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You're actually on to something baz! Iv just noticed that myself.

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Might be just that Pavlov. Not sure she finished it though, don't think she thought too much of it really.

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More importantly... what do you make of it?

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my friend is reading it and loves it. only realised there as so much hype this last week when I've seen it in magazines etc. girls seem to be creaming their knickers over it. "Fifty shades of grey rekindled our sex life" etc. If you need a fictional book to rekindle your marriage then you're fooked imo.

I'm reading work-related books instead.

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some women just don't have the natural horn you have suzie

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You fucking robot.

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I could write my own book Baz ;)

I usually do read books cos the hype: Game of Thrones, Girl with Dragon Tatto etc.

Don't know the story of this one though other than a load of bonking? Have you read Mincer?

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is Bret Easton Ellis making a movie of this?

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did you just say bonking??

fuck me pink

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yeah it was meant to sound weird like when my ma said it circa 1995

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No haven't read it Suzie. Might tho, see what all the fuss is about.

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Downloaded the sample for ibooks to see what the fuss was about. Struggled through the first few pages before giving up. Everything is described as "intriguing", "beguiling" and "sumptuous" and the plot in a nutshell is the young, innocent, poor girl meets dark, mysterious, rich man. Ho hum. where have i heard that before? pathetic. Mills & Boon for the 21st century.

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as in when she said to you "my dear Alison are you already bonking?"

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people having sex OMG

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I'd be hiding that book under my mattress after clutching my pearls Not telling Facebook how horned up I am, WILL READ

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i bought it yesterday to see what the fuss is about, im sure its going to be a let down, ill let yous know ;)

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I read gypsy heart, a medieval love tale about a gypsy and a countryman, her body ached a lot and he yearned a bit also

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You want riding? Read Game of Thrones. Full of it.

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Too rapey

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"Fie, sirrah, and la! Clearly thou tenderness is magnificent, I am wont to smother it within! Oh, stay the fires of passion!"
"I would n'er dream to dampen those fires, madam. Pray thee tarry not!"
(Continues for 357 pages)

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And medieval music is melting

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And medieval music is melting

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Repeat chorus x2

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i remember when i was a youngster i used to love horror books. I was sick and my ma went to the library for me to get me a few books, one of the books she got me was the worst filth ive ever read. detailed descriptions of some lunatic out raping and killing women, shagging dead bodies, skull fucking the lot. I was about 13 or 14 at the time, it was fucking disturbing.

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"Let me quench this fire with the milk of your bosom"

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Did you finish that book LeanneM tho?

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Course I did

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Course I did

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I used to read the aul Point Horror books WAY back in the day

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Betcha it's no "Riders". Gonna buy it after I finish a book about Ted Bundy. I'm preparing myself to be disappointed..

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fifty shades of shite more like

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Indeed MTB.

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Im all for it. Must get the mrs on to it.

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skull fucking?

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What is the book on Ted Bundy? He was a crazy fucker

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I always get mixed up between ted bundy and ted baker

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Secretary did my head in too, some women enjoy being submissive, big fucking deal.

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It's called the Stranger Beside Me by Anne Rule. It's a crazy book. The author knew him and was visiting him in jail and actually questioned whether he was guilty or not. She knew him as a charming gent. It's bonkers!

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www.dailymotion.com/vi...

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Joyce is the king of filth

My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and fuck you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hai

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